My college career got downed with a couple of beers

--Common

Therefore, I am not going out and partying (maybe even drinking) for a while now, or at least in heavy moderation. In fact, I've failed my first two exams. I have two more on Monday, a speech tomorrow, a business proposal soon, and a group presentation even sooner.

Priorities:
-Grades
-Phi Delta Chi
-RUHA Fundraiser
-Relationship

And that's about all I have time for right now.

PS. 'Guy A's name is Mike and I am dating him. Also, we are going to meet my mom and brother this weekend for sushi (on me, womp womp).

Timeline

of a ridiculously sober night.

I. Supposed to go to Busch
A. To hook up with 'Guy B'
B. Didn't feel like waiting for a bus to go to a small party
II. Met Sonia, Val, and Em at the frat with Sarah
A. Got there too early
B. Then, it got ridiculous
C. I could only have one beer.
i. My stomach hated me.
III. Friends disappeared
A. Got creeped out by an "honorary brother" (lie) named Sal
B. Went to the Grease Trucks
C. Met up with them, but Sarah wanted a sandwich
D. Went back to frat, borrowed $10 from 'Guy E' - nicknamed Rocketman.
E. Saw 'Guy D' trying to get into the frat, but he couldn't - no connections, no girls
F. Didn't get a sandwich, had $10, said peace to my friends
G. Got approached by like 4 guys to get them into the party
IV. Gas leak
A. 3 potential (separate) fights involving 'Guy A'
V. Meeting 'Guy F' - 'Guy G's' (my ex boyfriend's) roommate.
A. Being approached by a crackhead
i. To get a ride home
ii. To drink his mystery drink
B. Talked for 20 minutes about 'Guy G' stalking me online

What a random night. This morning I made pancakes for 'Guy A' and my roommates. You know what? I'm happy.

PF Chang's

is so yummy! 'Guy A' took me to lunch today. He dropped a good $75 too. Tastes so good.

Last night, I went over and played beer pong, and this past weekend I went over to two of their parties. Got sick at one. I'm a dope.

Tonight, I'm studying for a Pharmacology exam (next Thursday), and then I'm going over with my roommate for some White Russians. Around the World Night, baby! Tomorrow, I'm trying to hook up with 'Guy B' at a party and maybe stop by 'Guy A's party. Saturday, my friends and I are going to picnic in Central Park. Thanks, NJ Transit Free Train Week. Then studying and oops, partying.

Next weekend is a theme party, but I want one NOW. My birthday is coming up pretty soon, too. Oh yeah, Sarah went home last weekend and, 'Guy A' and I took "the plunge." We're still not official, as per my... to put it nicely - requests. He keeps asking me to be his girlfriend, and all I can say is "too soon."

By the way, I just got invited to the invite-only dinner that's taking place tomorrow for the co-ed pharmacy fraternity. That's exciting.

Duh, Blogger

Now, I know what I wanted to say before. Last night, we got a fat sandwich and split it between us. Oops, not enough! Well, we were complaining about it at the back door, and the back door duty was like "I'll take care of it. Watch this." So he grabs the nearest kid and is like "Yo, have you been drinking beer? There's a five dollar cover." So, then, he's like, "Here, take this to [so and so]," and I'm like "Okay, I think he's doing front door."

Haha, and that's the story of the free fat sandwich. So, I went to the Grease Trucks, cut everyone, and I got a fat sandwich without waiting. Except the guy like dropped it, but my hand shot out SO fast, which is funny because I was drunk. Everyone was like "Ohhhh." And the Grease Truck Guy was like "Nice catch."

Next up: Get my picture on the Grease Trucks. Without making out with another girl or taking off my clothes.

This could be

my last 'no sex' post. Or not. Last night my friend came down and we partied. I am pledging a pharmacy fraternity, so we stopped by there for a bit. Then, I went to 'Guy A's and we tried to hook my friend (who is attractive) up with 'Guy A's friend. It worked, I guess, but 'Guy A' and I got kicked out of his room, so we came back to my place for the first time.

My roommate went home for the weekend.

'Guy A' wants to (and this is a quote) "rock my world tonight." Maybe I won't get drunk. Or maybe I'll get very drunk. Big penis- pro AND con! Hahaha, that's what I told my brother. He laughed.

I ran into 'Guy D' last night, too. He had called me to find a party, and then we had ended up at the same place again. Wow. Also, it's homecoming weekend. Football game going on, which, sadly, I'm missing. It's just hard to get tickets now.

This morning I went back to the frat to retrieve my friend, and 'Guy A' made me pancakes. Then I took a nap because he doesn't want me tired tonight (very classy), and when I woke up he was giving me pasta! Yum. Good boy.

First date

Double Date. Completely wasn't aware until a couple followed us to 'Guy A's car. Said couple is actually in a long term relationship, and the girl lives in the frat house with her boyfriend, who is 'Guy A's frat big brother. I heard a lot about him, so it was nice to meet him, but I felt a twinge of discomfort throughout the whole movie (which was Superbad, which was awesome again). I wish I had paid though. I don't want this to turn into a dependent relationship- purposefully or inadvertently!

When we got home, we sat on the porch, me deciding if I should go home, and undoubtedly, him trying to read my mind. His frat big brother had gone inside, but didn't leave without saying "Are you staying over tonight?" I hope I made a face because that's my business, buddy.

I did.

I'm going to stop for a while. He asked me to be his girlfriend again, and I feel like every day there are more reasons to go out with him, and then fewer but more solid reasons to not go out with him. He said he would wait a long time for me to make up my mind. When asked what a long time was, he said 6 months, a response to which I almost choked. Thrown off for the third time. We have a bet that we won't be official this month. He thinks I'll cave, and of course, I think I won't. Too bad he made it competitive.

Also, last night was the first that I haven't drank in like 9 days. Thus, making it the first night I've been over 'Guy A's sober.

I'm actually leaving to go study with 'Guy A' pretty soon. It'll be a nice change from me not studying ever. I hate being lazy.

Last night I didn't drink. Notice the tags.

Frat night

Ever show up first to a party? It's a little awkward, but at least you get to be up next for beer pong! Plus, it filled up FAST. 'Guy C' who lives a few floors above us and who "gave me a ride in a Porsche" (which is code for letting me get high for the first time on a vaporizer) invited me so I brought my roommates, one of their boyfriends, and my friend and SGTS co-founder.

We got pretty trashed. I got flagged, recited my ABC's backwards, and decided to get a drink and go to the other frat. My second home practically. So sad.

I actually danced like a maniac but I think some guy had the intention of making me pregnant. Anyway, 'Guy A' had gone to get me a drink and he got jealous. He pulled me over and was like "I can't leave you alone for a second. I'm going to kick that guy (the Babymaker) out." If i didn't say so, 'Guy A' is a brother. It's true you can't leave me alone for a second.

Well, it wasn't as much fun, crowded, or long as the other night's party, but it was fun anyway. My roommates had a great time minus one who had miscommunication problems with me, but that's straightened out, so that's all that matters. I actually saw people I met during the week, like this freshman from Boston and her Filipino gay friend. It's kind of nice, seeing people again who you've bonded with, but only once.

Oh, I also ran into 'Boy D' who I shouldn't even give a letter to. It's not even something I will pursue, and neither will he. I'll just put him in there, because freshman year I made out with one of my now roommates and that night he did, too. It was her birthday. I almost made out with him, but I had a boyfriend. So instead, I gave him a lapdance. Classy, right? More like black out. That's why I don't drink vodka anymore, ladies and gentlemen. Anyway, he's got it going on, but he thinks too highly of himself. He also dropped out to go to community college. and we exchanged numbers. 'Guy A' was jealous again. Same old, same old. So, for anonymity's sake, there's a waste of a letter, and there's the background of it.

Last night was the drunkest I've been so far. I made out with 'Guy A' on the porch (which is no biggie, but new since we usually make out in his room in private), and I got 2 cups spilled all over my legs. Last night was 'Guy A's drunkest night as well, and when he put me to bed, he kept repeating "Why won't you go out with me?" to which I replied "Too soon." and he said "I'll wait as long as you need." I'm scared. Rule #1: Don't Commit. You're smarter than that. (More about that on a later date.)

Today at the involvement fair, we were so last minute that we painted our organizations' sign at the fair. However, it was nice. Got to meet new people. About 8 pages of people signed up, so I'm a little nervous about presenting something promising and interesting and large and do-able to them tomorrow at the meeting. See, I'm the president and we're in a transition state as far as mission statement and whatnot. So right now we're sort of... floating. Like I'm doing with my academic life.

Alright, 'Guy A' and I have a date tonight, so I should study. I need to call 'Guy B' up for a sandwich and a walk which he owes me.

Last night

was a great night! The football game was last night, and since tickets are in great demand, we have to register online, blah blah blah, and ultimately print our tickets. Long story short, I didn't get a ticket. UNTIL, KR (hot guy) sent me his ticket and I MS Painted my name on it! Worked like a charm, but I recommend to try it not tipsy. We also played beer pong and before the game, I won 3 games (2 solo) and lost one. Thank you, thank you.

Our school won the football game, but the game was kind of anti-climactic. Afterwards, we went back and played beer pong and I lost twice, which wasn't worth it because we just missed a bus back home. When we finally got off the bus, we stopped by 'Guy A's' for a drink and there were about 20 guys for 4 girls. Yikes...

After I showered, changed into a skort (haha, let's all laugh), and walked back, there was a CROWD of people in front of their house trying to get in! Highlight of my life: I maneuvered around the line by being small and yelling "EXCUSE ME" while the front door duty was turning them away. As I'm walking into the backyard, some kid on the porch is like "I know you! You're good." and I'm like "I know you! Thanks!" Some kid in line to get rejected was like "WHAT THE FUCK!" I'll be honest. That made my day.

Being a reserved, lump for the past two years, it was nice to go out and randomly see people you've met through friends or briefly at a party. A few days ago, someone who lives on my floor was like "I saw you partying last night!" I think that's great.

Anyway, I have to get to work, so I'll just say, some kid has my number and we were talking for a long time... all while standing next to 'Guy A.' So now, 'Guy B' and I are supposed to hang out in the near future. 'Guy A' and I are going to the movies tomorrow night and maybe P.F.Chang's. Both have cars and a strong major, and at least one has a job. I am the happiest girl in the world!


P.S. My roommates and I are going out tonight. Uh oh! If all goes well, maybe I can check "Pimp More" off of my list.

This past week

I have drank every night. Now, not to sound pathetic, I will tell you of my conquests! We met so many people the first night out, and we also went to the Rugby house- where they're hot, and they know they are, but they are also still hot. Let me get off this topic while I still can. Before that, we went to Vanessa's friend's place and met so many sophomores. We also went to a party on a lower floor of our apartment. I played Guitar Hero for the first time, but I was very drunk and they did not explain the controls so I got 15%. Those are not really conquests, but I love meeting (and nicknaming) people, and seeing them the next day. If it's not awkward.

I've been tallying the parties I go to on my calendar in a little spot in the corner, and as a general rule, the count cannot exceed 14 in a given month. That's fair. Every night since Thursday last week I have been drinking. It's not that great.

Okay, I will edit this later. Class beckons.

[cont...]
I'm sort of seeing someone right now. If meeting him at a party and staying over that night and hanging out subsequent nights counts. I think I've known him for not even 5 days, but already I have slept over twice. I will be candid with you. I did not see his penis until yesterday. Also, it is an engineering fraternity that I met him at. Also, we have a "To Do" List on our kitchen dry erase board, which lists "Meeting", "Unpack", "Pimp More", and "Sex"-- NONE of which are checked off. So, thank you very much.

This guy and I have been hanging out so much that I'm glad tonight my roommates and I are going out to some parties. 'Guy A' may come over for dinner though, which is a change. Usually I walk to the frat house (often anywhere from 10-50 minutes later than I said I would be there), people are out on the porch playing beer pong, I watch while someone gets me a beer or I play one round, 'Guy A' and I go upstairs, he smokes cigarettes or other while apologizing, I concede, we watch TV, we make out, and then he walks me to my door. Once, I stayed over because my bed had lots of junk on it, and I was too lazy to go home. The next morning I had to walk the two block walk of shame in last night's clothing.

We are toeing the relationship line though, which I am reluctant to do. Several things happened last night: 1) I saw his penis. 2) I only had one drink. 3) He asked what I look for in a guy. 4) He said he likes my laugh. 5.) He asked to go out this weekend. 6.) He asked if I am looking for a relationship. I only threw #4 in there to brag. The rest are pertinent in that they contribute to the relationship vibe I'm getting.

In other news, classes started. I'm behind.